Camp Larry - Turkey Teeth (Turkey Tits) Lyrics

We got our tickets in our hand
Flyin' high to a new land
Tray tables up we are ready to desend
We are off to Turkey with money to spend

Met a woman in an alley we couldn't believe her,
She said Turkey teeth for ten thousand lira.
My Mrs went mad when I said ok let's do,
Until she said I have something for you too.

Turkey Turkey its been a while
Got myself my new Turkey smile
Donna was scared she was in bits
Until she got herself some Turkey tits

She went from an A-cup to a Sea
From a woman with a mask on in an alley
She hopes her Turkey tit's don't leak
As She can do only fans from next week

Smiling now with a mouth so bright
No more yellow teeth tonight
Now my breasts are so f*cking far apart
I look a little like that Roxy Tart



Turkey Turkey its been a while
Got myself my new Turkey teeth smile
Donna was scared she was in bits
Until she got herself some Turkey tits