[ Featuring Les Turbo Warriors ]
Living is easy when you're dead
Oh, little one, don't be afraid
The pill ain't that hard to swallow
In the desert or in the streets
Be offensive and indiscreet,
Don't be too easy to follow
I want to make more and pay less
Baby, don't call the IRS
A zombie ate my tax reports
The end of the world is coming through,
Is there someone to complain to ?
Hide in your bed and build a fort
Now, you can
Be my dirty little secret
Be my dirty little secret
Be my dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Be my dirty little secret
Baby, you're gonna get yelled at
Baby, don't act like such a twat
Your glory days are all but gone
Time to go fight with the undead
See my katana turn blood red
I don't have a monthly income
Your corporate bullshit I can't stand
But I'm in need of a backup band
Play with me if you wanna live
Don't treat me like a maniac
I only want my old friend back
One that got away like a thief
You can tell me to go f*ck myself
Or show me the way out
Ask me to behave myself
But don't you ever doubt
You see no point in paying taxes
You'd rather play jesus
Keep your bullshit for the masses
And keep this between us
Now, you can
Be my dirty little secret
Be my dirty little secret
Be my dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Dirty little
Be my dirty little secret
