I may be fast or I may be slow
I'd rather never test and I'd rather never know
Just where I stand or where I fall
Don't make that make that make that call
Sappy victory songs are trying
I'll be happy long as I'm
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
I may be last and I may be small
I'd rather have panache even if I miss the ball
And if you race for victory
Don't wait don't wait don't wait for me
Here we are now, entertain us
Don't be shy I won't be nameless
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
Draggin' my toes across the finish line
I may be crass but I may be fun
Don't mind getting passed if we party when it's done
I've made more friends behind the pack
Be late be late be late fall back
A toast to all the winless souls
Who dance and banter as we go
Draggin' our toes across the finish line
Draggin' our toes across the finish line
Draggin' our toes across the finish line