Capital - 1986 Lyrics

Getting lucky with the same girl since I was 18
You call that a nightmare I call that a daydream
Taylor Swift fan never left me a Blank Space
Keeping old love in Style I never swiped on her face

Come from the days with the Myspace page
Trying to be all the rage filling out surveys
And damn, they were the best of times
Probably read your crushes bulletin line by line

Now we blog about health and the war on gluten
Dictatorship on your fridge, call that Vladamir Putin
I ain't buddies with Trump, I'm Kermit sipping on Lipton
Saying, "Your wife's an immigrant but that's none of my business

My whole life is a meme
You can laugh at it but there's more than there seems
Caption a picture of fat-me in the 5th grade
Chubby, Harry Potter lookin' ass, never had a date

They all reading from the same scripts
I check them line by line
Get in wardrobe looking 1986
Time after Time

Get in make up gotta make you like a work of art
They paint you stroke by stroke
Got an actor trying to change who they really are
But we done already know

If pain is beauty then I should be cuter
Done fell on my face from riding a scooter
Now I try to be cool, but I've never been cooler
Making beats in my kitchen on my tiny computer man

I could lie and say that I am in the studio
Kicking it with Drake and watching Kanye have an episode
Or chilling in the club and hanging out with all my groupies
Saying that they love me and they showing me their boobies

I keep it PG-13 I x out the x-rated
Could not care less if I became famous
Just want a couple bucks so I can swipe my Visa
Take my girl on to the Hut and buy her some Pizza

I'm probably the whitest girl you know
I'm probably shouting, "YOU GO GLEN COCO"
I ain't a Mean Girl, I'm just a nice guy
They say I'll finish last I pass them on by

You walk that boulevard, them stars beneath your feet
I know you're saying, They all the same, all the same

You walk that boulevard, them stars beneath your feet
I know you're saying, They all the same, all the same

You walk that boulevard, my head beneath your feet
I know you're saying, They all