[ Featuring the Bleeding Hearts ]
She's the olive in my Martini
The cocktail onion in my Gibson
She's caviar, I'm her blini
She's the open road that goes on and on - she's the one
She's the rhubarb to my custard
The apple pie of my eye
She's Miss Scarlett, I'm Col. Mustard
Wielded the candlestick in the love library - she's the one
Give me those thighs and those bright blue eyes and I'm a happy castaway
Give me that kiss, alabaster wrists, I'll stay here forever and a day
She's the peach in my Bellini
The milk in my chocolate heartshake
She's a sauna: hot and steamy
The Richter scale in this lovequake - she's the one
She's the gin in my Negroni
The Midori in my Japanese slipper
The cyclone in my Coney Island
Done me up like a kipper of love - she's the one
Give me those thighs and those bright blue eyes and I'm a happy castaway
Give me that kiss, alabaster wrists, I'll stay here forever and a day
She's the tent peg in my guy rope
The wellspring of my pogo
The giggle in my gigglestick
The candle for my dripping wick
She's the pea in my shooter
She's the full-time hooter
She's the reason why
She's the reason why
She's the reason why
She's the reason why
She's the reason why
She's the one
