I'm starting to feel like a vinyl they don't spin no more
I guess old school's out cause she just walked out my door
Like her tail lights fading as she drove away
Like the blue in my jeans that's starting to fade
As sure as the big rock spins, I guess the best man don't always win
I'm a PBR he's cheap champagne
I'm a 90's truck he's a limousine
I'm a backroad drive on an ol two lane
He's a fancy place where they park valet
I hope she ain't sorry later, nowadays way overrated
I oughta be her man, but damn, I got outdated
Everything that glitters like gold don't hold its shine
I'm a keep getting better with time, he's in his prime
You know an old dog don't learn new tricks
I'm tried and true he's an easy fix
By the time she changes her mind, she better hope I ain't changed mine
I'm a PBR he's cheap champagne
I'm a 90's truck he's a limousine
I'm a backroad drive on an ol two lane
He's a fancy place where they park valet
I hope she ain't sorry later, nowadays way overrated
I oughta be her man, but damn, I got outdated
But damn I just got outdated but damn
I know it might sound a little jaded
And she might think that she upgraded
But she just traded a slow dance
For a runaway ricochet romance
I'm a PBR he's cheap champagne
I'm a 90's truck he's a limousine
I'm a backroad drive on an ol two lane
He's a fancy place where they park valet
I hope she ain't sorry later, nowadays way overrated
I oughta be her man, but damn, I got outdated
But damn, I can't say I hate it
But damn, but damn, I got outdated