'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks!
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit
You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion
No contest. No contest
Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told
Think about it
Religion has actually convinced people that
There's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do
And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place
Full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish
Where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream
And cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you
He loves you, and He needs money!
He always needs money!
He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more
Now, you talk about a good bullshit story
Holy Shit!
Carvakas - Intro Lyrics
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'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks!
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit
You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion
No contest. No contest
Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told
Think about it
Religion has actually convinced people that
There's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do
And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place
Full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish
Where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream
And cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you
He loves you, and He needs money!
He always needs money!
He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more
Now, you talk about a good bullshit story
Holy Shit!
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit
You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion
No contest. No contest
Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told
Think about it
Religion has actually convinced people that
There's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do
And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place
Full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish
Where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream
And cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you
He loves you, and He needs money!
He always needs money!
He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more
Now, you talk about a good bullshit story
Holy Shit!
Writer: Carvakas
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