Candy Machine in the hallway, when I work, that's my friend
Candy Machine in the hallway, that's where I go for my fun
Candy Machine, I love my sweets, it's where I get my every day retreats
If you need me, you can find me in the hallway, next to my friend the Candy Machine
But they say, candy is bad, that it's bad for you
I say it's just a little bit more energy, tear open that wrapper
Baby Ruth, now there's one, Milky Way, one of my favorites too, now four quarters
You might think it's a lot but, candy bar you know what I'm saying
No matter which way you look at it, it's worth it
Candy Machine, Candy Machine in the hallway, that's where I get my energy from
And my mounds too, that's where I get my energy from
You can tell you love my energy cause I love having fun
Now don't give me none of that gum
And go out into the hallway, to the Candy Machine, and could you please get me
A Charleston Chew, it might take me all day to eat it but hey, but hey
Candy equals energy, now four quarters, or sometimes even fifty cents, a dollar
That's in a dangerous neighborhood so
That's in a dangerous neighborhood, eighty nine cents
If you were in a dangerous neighborhood or if you could be in a dangerous Neighborhood that fifty cents more could be worth it
Candy Machine in the hallway, that's where I get my energy from
Candy Machine in the hallway, my most reliable friend
Come on Joey, let's go and get some candy down at the hallway, ok Billy
Give me some. Come back here, come back here you two boys
Come back here you know you can't do that
Come on Harry let's go, come on Greta, come one Mariah, come on Mozart, come on