Cat Seducer - Chow Cat Soup Lyrics

Hello, I am very important Chinese man
I have come from China to steal your cats
Cats and dogs
I can eat them all
I feed my friends cat at my cafeteria
They all like a lot
They say it tastes like chicken
I am very happy

You say I can't eat your cat?
This I do not like
I will cut off your dick
Put it into my soup
And then drink this delicious soup
The taste is very good
Everyday, I eat a dick
For me its very healthy
Eating dicks will let me be stronger

Add tomato
Add broccoli
Add carrot
This soup smells very good
Smells like my country
Dick soup
White people
And Black people
From them I will steal
Their animals
I will add their pig into my noodles
Put their cow into my sandwich
My stomach is very full
I am happy now
I will give America Coronavirus

Mr Kennard
My hands are sweating
Very slippery
Mr Kennard
I have to go toilet
I have to pee
I have to poo
I have to wash my hands
Because my hands are too sweaty
Can I do my exam after a while?

Shut up
I am Mr Kennard
You sit back in your chair
I don't let you leave
You can wipe your hands
On your exam paper
You can shit
On your exam paper
You can wipe your butt
On your exam paper
You have sweating virus