Peasant scum
I stand tall at the ramparts
My guard and my duty
My sole purpose
Is to stop the peasants
From entering my fortress
For my king
And my queen
Death to the peasants
Poor f*cking scum
I will wipe the floor with your entrails
With my honed longsword
My blade will f*ck you up
You dumb motherf*ckers
Stupid enough to come up
To the gates
I draw my sword
My very long sword
F*cking beggars dressed in rags
I swing my bringer of death
My harbinger of evil
Spleuggh
Do you like that?
Do you like your guts over the floor?
But i'm not done
Left arm, right arm
Left leg, right leg
Disembowl and dismember
Eviscerate and decapitate
Your severed head shall adorn my walls
The body twitches from the grave
A headless, limbless abomination
But it's got no guts
I see the necromancer has arrived
The death-bringer of the living
And life-giver of the undead
The reanimated march towards me
They want to eat my brains
I ignite my magic sword
And activate my own ability
Like a laser
My magic sword decimates entire hordes
Annihilates whole villages
But my fire storm has just begun
Eternal doom graces the town
Cities burn to the ground
But my keep is safe
My lord of fire
Safe in his castle
But I cannot stop
I cannot stop murdering
Slicing and dicing
Killing the undead
Killing the living
I don't want to stop
Eternal bloodlust
To save Faler Fortress