Cat Seducer - Help I Lost My Cat Lyrics

Satan descended from hell
He ass f*cked my cat
I put up a poster
Don't f*ck my cat
Satan ignored my poster
And he f*cked my cat
In the ass
My pussy
Now pregnant with Satan's spawn
Will ring the start of Judgement day
When it rains the blood
Of newborn kittens

Because of Satan's adultery,
My cat has ran away
That f*cking slut
Why did you run away?
Mr Pickles
I never should have let Satan f*ck you
No longer are you loyal
To your chosen owner
I will disown you
Like how Asian parents
Disown their sons
If they get anything short of
An A PLUS
Help me Jesus, I lost my cat
How can I reverse
Satan's ass f*cking?

I lost my cat
I lost my cat
I lost my cat

My book of clairovyance
Tells of a prophecy
That a bitch named Chris
Will catch my cat
And cook him in the oven
Until crispy and crunchy
That little brown bitch
Gives me a nasty itch
The next time he faces me
I'll put a shotgun to his knee
Satan's f*cking minion
I'll make his demon wings bleed.
There tells of another prophecy
That the angelic angel Angelo
Will descend to Earth and slap a hoe
The hoe is called by the name
Chris the little bitch

I lost my cat
I lost my cat
I lost my cat

The time has come
For Chris's dick to be chopped off
And roasted and toasted
As vengeance for his crimes
Today I lost my beloved cat
He who brought so many cherished memories
My dear Mr Pickles
Oh will I ever miss you so
I cry tears of blood
By the moonside window
Goodbye my friend

I lost my cat
I lost my cat
I lost my cat