Cat Seducer - I Eat Your Cat (feat. Chowmeister) Lyrics

Oh Hello there!
I am the Chinese man
I've come to eat your cat
And diss you with my rap
Your roadkill is my dinner
I eat them with my liquor
Bitch I'm a grave digger
Serial cat killer
I post it on Twitter
But I'm also on Tinder
Look up Chinese Cat Eater
I'm the household reaper
A real f*cking creeper
Your dogs in my freezer
I boil your goldfish
Ends up a cold dish
But don't be squeamish
Your pets are my wish
Ooh your cat a very tasty

I wanted to eat
Your cat's red meat
And also your dog too
I wanted to steal
My neighbour's eel
To make some nice eel soup
I wanted your snake
To make a cake
To make a baked snake cake
I wanted your bird
But only a third
To make some dead bird stew

Your cat's in my cookbook
And my recipe notebook
I ate your hamster
To make me gangster
Your cats will be flayed
That's how I get paid
And how I get laid
Cus your cat is my babe
I'm gonna go fifty shades
I'm having my way
But I'm not gay
Cus this cat is a dude
That's so f*cking rude
But let's change the topic
I don't want no guy dick
I got a friend named Reggie
He's so f*cking edgy
He gives me the bird
And says the n-word
So many profanities
Provokes my insanity
I have a friend named Daniel
I stole his cocker spaniel
I deep fried his dog
And roasted his frog
My Chinese recipe
Is a necessity
Stolen animal stir-fry
Dead parrot deep fried
But I guess I lied
Your pets have died
I know what I'm having for dinner

I have stolen all your animals
Be glad I'm not a cannibal
Because that chick dressed in black
Do be looking like a snack
But if I were to pick
A nice tasty chick
She better be thick
And not have a dick
I woke up today and I had a boner
Some cat must have lost its owner
It's about to be an organ donor
Because I'm the homeowner
And I don't have Corona
So this cat better be clean
Cus I'm serving with beans
I'll feed it cat chow
And make it kung pow
It'll be tasty
Like a pastry
So please don't meow
And don't have a cow
Actually
Now I want a cow