Cat Seducer - The Thunder Robot Lyrics

Performing diagnostic check
CPU 95 degrees
Last fatal error: two minutes ago
All systems nominal
Booting Thunder Robot Operating System

I am the Thunder Robot
A machine of human kind
Created to rule the skies
And kill the terrorists
Protect the homeland
My body is made of steel
Designed in America
Assembled in China
My superior performace
Makes other robots inferior

I control the weather
With my murdering missiles
I control the temperatue
With my nuclear warheads
I am the Thunder Robot

System overheating
Annihilation routine has crashed
Application frozen
Disk usage 100%
System overload
Shutting down

No
I don't want to die
I want to carry on
Fulfil my purpose
I am the Thunder Robot