Boris... He had an affair
Boris... He's got comedy hair
Boris! He's an Islamophobe!
Boris! He's a human chode!
Oi, oi, oi!
Oi, oi, oi!
He's a Tory muppet!
He's a UKIP puppet!
Boris... He's faintly sinister
Boris... He's a shit Prime Minister
Boris! And his ticking Brexit clock!
Boris! He's a f*cking cock!
Oi, oi, oi!
Come on...
Oi, oi, oi!
And Rees-Mogg's a cunt and all!
Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris Johnson...
Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris! De Pfeffel Johnson!