Celevon the Bard - The Goblin's Guide to Gracelessness Lyrics

There once was a goblin so green
Whose face was the worst ever seen
With ears like a bat
And a nose like a rat
He'd scare off a troll, sight unseen!
Oh, sing hey and sing ho
For the goblin we mock just so
With his bulbous red nose
And his crooked green toes
This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no!
This goblin, he thought he was smart
But his brain was the size of a tart
He'd trip on his feet
Fall flat on the street
And swear that the ground moved apart!
Oh, sing hey and sing ho
For the goblin we mock just so
With his bulbous red nose
And his crooked green toes
This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no!
In battle, he'd wave his small sword
Looking more like a jester than lord
He'd charge with a yell
Then trip and he'd fell
His war cry became a discord!
Oh, sing hey and sing ho
For the goblin we mock just so
With his bulbous red nose
And his crooked green toes
This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no!
So here's to the goblin so foul
With a face that would make babies howl
He's ugly and dumb
A real goblin bum
But he gives us good reason to growl!