The Staircase Incident Video (MV)

Oh, the Bladesinger so graceful and fair
Faced a foe that gave quite a scare
Not a goblin or troll or a terrible beast
But a staircase that pointed due east!
In Redbrand's lair, dark and deep
Our Bladesinger tried not to creep
With sword in hand and spell at the ready
But his footing, alas, was not steady
He pirouetted, he twirled with flair
But gravity caught him unaware
Down he tumbled, a clanging mess
His dignity suffering, I must confess
Oh, the Bladesinger so graceful and fair
Faced a foe that gave quite a scare
Not a goblin or troll or a terrible beast
But a staircase that pointed due east!
So next time you see stairs ahead
Remember our Bladesinger's dread
For all his grace in battle and song
Even the nimble can get it wrong
Now don't you fret, don't you fear
Our Bladesinger's pride is still here
He claims it was all part of the plan
To confuse foes - oh, what a man!
Oh, the Bladesinger so graceful and fair
Faced a foe that gave quite a scare
Not a goblin or troll or a terrible beast
But a staircase that pointed due east!
Here's to the blade singer, nimble and spry
Who proves that even the graceful can fly
Down staircases with unintended haste
Leaving enemies thoroughly amazed!
Oh, the Bladesinger's fall was quite a sight
A tangle of limbs, a comical plight
But in our merry band, we all agree
It's the best laugh we've had on this spree!