The Trembling Townmaster's Tale Video (MV)

There once was a coward named Wester
Whose courage couldn't be any lesser
He'd hide in his house
Quiet as a mouse
This gutless Phandalin jester!
Oh, Harbin Wester, what a disgrace!
A leader who can't show his face
He trembled and shook
Till his post was forsook
Now Phandalin's found a new pace!
This Wester, he loved all his gold
But bravery can't be bought or sold
He sent others to fight
While he hid out of sight
A craven whose reign's now old!
Oh, Harbin Wester, what a disgrace!
A leader who can't show his face
He trembled and shook
Till his post was forsook
Now Phandalin's found a new pace!
In Phandalin, Wester was known
For courage that's weak to the bone
He dodged every task
Till folks dropped his mask
This coward's now off his throne!
Oh, Harbin Wester, what a disgrace!
A leader who can't show his face
He trembled and shook
Till his post was forsook
Now Phandalin's found a new pace!
So Wester, once Phandalin's shame
Has finally lost at his game
He quivered so much
He's now out of touch
At least he lived up to his name!