Bad Uncle
He got no money or a ride
He got a jello slip n slide
Hasn't showered since Christmas past
His moustache will kick your ass
Watches shows on the TV
Hot dogs is all he eats
Got a gun rack on his lazy boy
And he don't smoke no weed
He's a bad Uncle baby
Bad uncle yeah
Rad Canada pants
He's a bad Uncle baby
Bad uncle yeah
Where ya going with that can of gas?
He lives at home with his mom
His truck's on fire on the lawn
Rolled a thousand cigarettes
But he still sucks at it
Sometimes he's prone to screaming fits
Shut up you goddamn kids
You better run away
He got a punch like sugar ray
He's a bad Uncle baby
Bad uncle yeah
Rad Canada pants
He's a bad Uncle baby
Bad uncle yeah
Where ya going with that can of gas?