You keep asking me to save the world
But all I wanna do
Is f*ck around and blow things up
I don't care about you
Your stupid quest is tedious
I just want to have fun
So tell me where the hell do I
Find the super-awesome secret gun?
Your storyline is shit
It makes me want to quit
I'm having way more fun
Wreaking havoc on your town
Your countryside is full of
Stupid zombies and you're scared
You think I'm gonna help you
But that's not what I've prepared
I've got a magic laser-sword
And I wanna try it out
In a nuclear apocalypse
No-one can hear you shout
Your world has gone to shit
You wish I would just quit
But I'm not finished yet
I want to make the sky light up
I made you all fall out with me
Just 'cause I turned your scrolls to dust
But that's a far cry from what
Tomorrow's wind will bring
If I open up
The gates to oblivion