Chad Frick - Mom Didn't Like Her (Skit) Lyrics

I don't know why you're so bent out of shape
Honestly I think you dodged a bullet
Yeah you could've done so much better
SO much better

I mean I - I would not be caught up, worked up about any of this dude
It's not bad at all, just like c'mon
She thought Murr was the funniest Impractical Joker

Bro what are you talmbout
Dude
What are you talking 'bout over there
What?

Sal, we all know it's Sal.
Why don't you talk about what was actually wrong with her
Fellas we're too old for thi-
She just hated everything
HATED everything

She hates the p-
She hates the post office
Hated the post office
AND
She didn't couldn't dance for shi-
HATED dancing dude
She was awful
She couldn't even dance
HATED it ah my God it was brutal
I hated watching her dance honestly
She was bad at it too I mean oh-
Dad was tryna give her lessons and she just COULDN'T dance

Yeah man, just forget her.
Honestly I don't remember her name
Dude yeah, what was her name
I'on know.
Yeah exactly I'on even know
Forget it. ERASED it from my mind
Just kiddin'

Where'd you say she's from
Jersey, New Jersey
She just wants to stay there her whole life though
She doesn't wanna see the world at all
She doesn't even wanna go to Alaska
She's been to LA
She's been to LA
We'll give her that
Dude she didn't like the OCEAN
Who doesn't like the OCEAN
She didn't like the ocean or the rain
I love the rain
Yeah how do you not like the rain
Rain is tough dude
I do like the rain

Whatever happened to Mary
Oh yeah Mary
You should've stuck with Mary the whole time
Yeah Mary was always there for you
Dude, Mary was SICK
Mary was the best
Mary was awesome
I'll always love Mary if I'm bein' honest
You even wrote Mary that poem like
Mary
You shoulda always bee-
You should've never left Mary
Yeah we all know that

Alright, c'y'all wrap this up and come in here
I wanna show you this song I'on know why we're still talkin' about this

You guys got anything else
Any last words
Maybe the cold how she didn't like the winter

Actually yeah, yeah I do have something to say
Don't say it
Mom didn't even like her
Alright that's enough I'm not - we're not talkin' 'bout this
I said it I said it
Alright I'm leavin' I'm out that's not true dude don't say that shit again
She didn't even like her
Mom didn't even like her

Damn
That's not true though
Mom loved her at the time

Yeah
We all did honestly

Is that what you wanted Chad
Is this skit supposed to be sad or funny
Yeah dude, she fell
Broke all the glasses of milk
And then just walked away

Wait wait wait restart that one