Chaotic Hermit - Call Girl of Cthulhu Lyrics

I met a girl in Innsmouth town
With tentacles beneath her gown
She whispered words that made me swoon
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh"
Her eyes were yellow, skin was green
The strangest sight I'd ever seen
But when she said "Let's make a scene"
My Eldritch horror turned obscene
She's the Call Girl of Cthulhu
Wants to open my R'lyeh
Kinky dreams of calamari
When she calls, I obey
Call Girl of Cthulhu
Wants to raise my Old One
Madness takes me as we get freaky
Freaky tentacle fun
In her boudoir beneath the sea
She showed me things that should not be
Non-Euclidean geometry
As we explored the Necronomicon
Her cult was into the dark
I made my mating mark
She screamed "Iä! Iä!" on a lark
As I shattered her shoggoth's heart
She's the Call Girl of Cthulhu
My deep one, so risqué
Cyclopean city, Cthulhumania
Sunken passion, I'm her prey
Call Girl of Cthulhu
Eldritch dreams
When the stars are right, we get tight
In her esoteric boudoir...