Chapped Cheek Ass Club - The Ballad of Billy Joe Lyrics

Billy Joe was a country boy
Always known to bring the noise
But deep down he had a secret
That left him feeling squeamish

He'd always liked the boys you see
But never acted on it 'til recently
A drunken night with his best friend
Changed him in ways he couldn't comprehend sucked a dick and got the jizz he found out what it means to live now that young man Billy Joe wants young men for himself

Now Billy Joe's got a new taste
One that can't be put to waste
He found out that he likes the flavor
Of something only lovers savor

Cum Cum Cum slurp it up like rum
Cumshot thousand miles an hour out the barrel of his cock
When he's done licks on the knob
Like a Dyson vacuum get every last drop

Ohh cum

His friend didn't know how to react
When Billy Joe made this sudden pact
To never speak of what occurred
And keep their secret undisturbed

But Billy Joe couldn't shake the feeling
Of wanting dick and not concealing

What brought him pleasure like no other
The taste of kids from a gay lover

Cum Cum Cum slurp it up like rum
Cumshot thousand miles an hour out the barrel of his cock
When he's done licks on the knob
Like a Dyson vacuum get every last drop

Ohh cum

Some may judge and some may pray
That Billy Joe gets cleansed one day
He'll live his life just as he likes -
Eating that sweet sticky white

That's Cum Cum Cum He's drinking it like rum
Taking thousand miles an hour cumshots of his cheeks
Billy Joe loved steak but now he sucks penis meat

Ohh cum
Cum Cum cum slurp it up like rum

Ohh cum