Charlotte Boyce Munson - Red Flag Lyrics

(Red Flag)

Lady: Then he missed my birthday for an event at the opera
(Red flag)
What was that?
(Brrrring!)
Hello, Mummy?
He proposed! I'm going to be a princess
Isn't it wonderful, Mummy?
Mummy: Oh, that soon?
(Red flag)
Well, that's lovely, darling
Lady: You don't sound very excited
Mummy: Well, I- I worry about you, you're so young
Lady: I'm the same age as you were when you married Daddy
And it's the same 12-year age gap, too
(Red flag)
Friends: So, what's happened? What's the news? Do tell!
Lady: Well, I'm moving into the palace!
Friends: I'm so jealous!
Lady: I even have my own personal private detective-
Private Detective: I want you to know that this is the last night of freedom for the rest of your life
So, make the most of it

Red flags, red flags, that's right!
Red flags, red flags, keep sight

Are you constantly polite
Then go home and cry, cry, cry?
So he cannot share his feelings
You should find him unappealing
(Ha ha ha)

So he won't return your calls?
Missed your birthday for a ball?
His ex looks like his childhood nanny
Babe, it's time to block your fanny!

Interviewer: Thank you for making the time for this interview, Your Royal Highnesses
Princess, yesterday you were a nanny, and now you are the future queen
It's a tremendous change for someone, if I may say, of 19 to make all of a sudden
Lady: Yes, but I know I can't go wrong if my prince is there with me!
Prince: Gosh!
Interviewer: You will be living in Gloucester? Why in that area, Your Majesty?
Prince: Well, you know, it's out of the way
Lots of farms, confidants living nearby
Interviewer: Oh, yes, your ex
Pardon, confidant
It's only a ten minute drive
Lady: Oh?
Interviewer: And at what point did you decide she is the one?
Prince: Her? When did I decide?

Prince Daddy: I am your father, and you will do as I say
You will marry her within the year!

Prince: I suppose around autumn I knew she was the one
Interviewer: And how would you sum up your feelings of today?
Prince: Uh, delighted
Interviewer: And I suppose in love?
Lady: Of course!
Prince: Yes
Whatever in love means

There's one
(Ooh)
And over there
(Ahh)
Can you see them waving there?
We can see them everywhere
Red flags mean you should beware

Shacking up with married ladies
Weddings just for making babies
Sending flowers to his side girl
Then it's time to run and hide girl

Lady: Almost ready, what do you think?
Prince: You're not wearing that, are you, it's black
Lady: Yes, it's black
Prince: Royals only wear black in mourning
Lady: Yes, but I'm not a royal yet
You're wearing black
Prince: It's deep navy, actually
Lady: This is the only evening dress I've got
Prince: Well, don't blame me with this implodes in our faces

Paparazzi: The dress that shocked the world!
Cor, that dress, look at that neckline!
Embonpoint, served as a feast for admiring eyes!
This young woman has breasts, this is news!
Can we get a picture together of the prince and the future princess?

How long can you hold that smile?
It's gonna have to be a while

Prince: Ooh, a bit pudgy there, are we?

If your waistline drops six inches, then it's time to dump some bitches
(Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh- ruh red flag)
Don't you see them waving there?
Ladies, ladies, please beware

Lady: I can't do this, I can't marry him, I can't
Sissy 2: What's happened?
Lady: He's in love with his confidant, not me
Sissy 2: Still seeing the Rottweiler, is he?
Lady: And the press are eating me alive I feel like a lamb to the slaughter
Sissy 1: What do you propose to do? Call off the wedding?
Sissy 2: Your face is already on the tea towels, so it's too late to chicken out now
Bad luck, Dutch