Left my jacket at the bar
Couldn't find the keys to my car
10am feel like hell
Why do I do that to myself
Guess I'm the queen of the drunk dial
But I hadn't seen him in a little while
Could've gone home at a decent time
I really need to learn when to call it a night
But when the whiskey gets to talkin'
And tequila makes me crazy
I get a little heavy handed
And I'm still tryna understand it
I blame all my mistakes on the shots I shouldn't take
I could say it's cause of my blurry vision
But it's all because of my pour decisions
Maybe I'd find the right guy
I'd start getting to work on time
If I could just get myself together
Lord knows that I know better
But when the whiskey gets to talkin'
And tequila makes me crazy
I get a little heavy handed
And I'm still tryna understand it
I blame all my mistakes on the shots I shouldn't take
I could say it's cause of my blurry vision
But it's all because of my pour decisions
I've said it before, I'll say it again
I'm sick and tired of my pour decisions
Yeah but when the whiskey gets to talkin'
And tequila makes me crazy
I get a little heavy handed
And I'm still tryna understand it
I blame all my mistakes on the shots I shouldn't take
I could say it's cause of my blurry vision
But it's all because of my pour decisions