5 dollar beer get the f*ck out of here
Drink gasoline we ain't got no fear
Spent my last check on a case get f*cked
Surfing on your couch cuz I'm shit out of luck
Don't got time for your micro brews
Don't call what I do substance abuse
No way AA's a waste of time
Every last drop of the tall can's mine
Moonshine time and we're going blind
I don't need help I'm doing fine
Pray to the gods I became the liquor
Give me one more and I'll get there quicker
Don't got time for your craft beer shit
My bank account I don't think about it
Such a f*ckin loser I got no girl
I drink 12 beers and f*cking hurl
Drink it