I'll tell you something
And I hope you don't get mad
Cheap Dirty Horse all had sex with your dad
They said it was the best sex
They had ever had
And that we had affirmed her gender
And now your dad is trans
Yeah your dad is trans now
We heard your dad is trans
Yeah your dad is trans now
We took her shopping
We went all day
We even helped her pick out a new name (Veronica)
They said it was the best day
They had ever had
And that we had affirmed her gender
And now your dad is trans (woo!)
Yeah your dad is trans now
We heard your dad is trans
Yeah your dad is trans now
Yeah your dad is trans now
We heard your dad is trans
Yeah your dad is trans now
Big up your dad