[ Featuring Jonathan Hempstead ]
Chugging down the tracks, the train goes zooming by (zoom, zoom)
But listen closely, you'll hear a hilarious sound (hee-hee-hee-hee)
Every toot and whistle, like a funny fart
It tickles our funny bone as it departs
Toot, toot like a fart, the train's on its way (toot, toot)
Laughter fills the air in a silly display (hee-hee)
It's the funniest train you'll see today (ha-ha)
Tooting along in its own funny way (choo-choo, tee-hee)
Oh, yeah
Through the tunnels, over the hill (zoom, zoom)
The tooting train is never still (nope)
But the funniest part, as it zooms by heart (listen)
Is each toot sounds like a funny fart
In the station, the train takes a rest (shh, shh)
But even then, its toots are the best (best)
With a puff and a chuff, it's a musical cart (oh, wow)
Playing a tune with each little fart (hee-hee)
The conductor laughs with a jolly heart (ho ho)
As the train toots on like a work of art (beautiful)
Kids on the platform can't help but start (start what?)
Laughing at the train with the funny fart (that's funny)
Toot, toot like a fart, the train's on its way (there it goes)
Rolling down the tracks, brightening our day (so bright)
With every huff and puff, it plays its part (play on)
In the symphony of toots, a farting art
So wave goodbye as the train goes past (bye-bye, train)
With its toot-toot fart, it's a comedic blast (boom)
Remember the train with its funny art (always)
The tooting, farting, joyful cart (so joyful)
Yeah, so joyful