I need to go to toys r us
To see what transformers
They got in stock please
Knock of the prices; I can't fight this; I'm not a flight risk
The best things in life are priceless; stay vice less
It's a man's world but you know you all can't be wifeless
I like the mall; no time for Starbucks at all
I need to control how much I drink from a liquor bottle
Cuz when I buzz, I see beauty in the sicker looking models
I love people even if some of them stupid and awful
Who the hell put the price tags on these expensive bags
Purchase it before they start to nag; so, they can brag
Fat people using elevators
Crowded escalators
Big in nature
I'm not a hater
But if I ever get that big
My workouts are failures
Don't need no trainer I'm my own motivator
She said we would only go to three stores
We went everywhere including the 4th floor
Window shopping for things I can't afford
We ate at the food court
But I'm still hungry for more
Maybe I could do with yakitori
Honey, and maybe you can buy some toys for me
Like we do for our dogs Calvin and Cody
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up
I wanna be young again
Get a pen and jot down
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I used to love watching Saturday cartoons
Take a nap eat play in the afternoon
Nowadays I got grown up things to do
Every day of life my wife and I argue
We can't let go of our pride
I'm the one with the lies
Years later I don't mean it I end up making her cry
I still tell her that I love and miss you
Even if we both got some of those really mental issues
In our quarrels, I have to be the last one to speak
She shrieks at the receipts; my spending received critiques
I collect a lot of toys she gets annoyed
My favorite cookie used to be chips ahoy
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up
I wanna be young again
Get a pen and jot down
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I was playing brass in high school jazz
Gangster movies; I loved the cast
I used to be a flirt a lot in class
Friends on meth instead of crack
Push up bras-cause they flat
Hot ones then most now fat
My innocence at night
That shit went fast
By band room class
Exes liked it in the grass
Never had crushes in math class
Too many frenemies
Sinners at mass
Kiss my ass; can't rap fast
My breath won't last
I used to box Everlast
I hate to run I'm never fast
Teenage years I had a blast
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up
I wanna be young again
Get a pen and jot down
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