Chesspnoi - The Delivery Lyrics

They didn't favorably endorse my extension request
I won't twist or get offended
I got baby on the way; I was trying to settle some administration
Reengage validate expenses with the wife 39 weeks pregnant
She been tasking me with errands because now she expectant
Gets mad at me from all types of directions
She's hates my marvel and transformer toy collection
Told my little friend to sleep for 9 months, or she'll cut of my erection
And be careful where I Inject it, is that what you think of me Hun
I broke up with my palm; my relationship with the shower is done
All my ex's letters are gone, I'm a victim of infatuation
Wife's getting more contractions
I'm trying to keep her distracted
She's getting upset at my actions
She been monitoring my spending and transactions

Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Can you buy me food (What do you wanna eat?)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Can you put my shoes on (Which pair you wearing?)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Please Turn on Netflix (Gimmee the remote)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Then put vanderpump rules on (No)

Her water didn't break, but she leaked amniotic fluid more than halfway
We was advised to back in on Sunday
But we went back in on an afternoon on Friday
Wow, I'm about to be Daddy, I'm gonna buy my little Pinoy boy a lot toys and Kangol Hatty
I was googling mostly plurals, Saturday, she got the epidural
Docs been checking on her every hour even past zero zero zero
I met the whole staff; we spent like (5) days in the hospital
Watching Dexter on a broken receiver
He stayed at 5 centimeters; his head wasn't moving any nearer
The ultrasound got clearer, unlike the previous visits
Doc checked her cervix, when she placed her fingers in it,
She mentioned he had some hair on him
They tried to trick him out on the 11th
But he was due on the 13th and it's only been a day
Wife said she could smell me baby decided to stay cozy in her belly
I had a crush one named; I won't say it my wife will kill me

Okay okay okay they pulled my baby out
His mom was still passed out
I thought it would be much worse, like instead with me on the floor
But even with all that blood, my little boy was so adorable
Screaming lungs, 7 pounds, 18 inches, incredible

Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Can you buy me food (What do you wanna eat?)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Can you put my shoes on (Which pair you wearing?)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Please Turn on Netflix (Gimmee the remote)
Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey
Then put vanderpump rules on (No)

Women told me that some countries eat the placenta like its edible
They believe that eating it prevents postpartum depression
We just let it go; we'll opt for the counseling sessions
At our discretion Although my wife is not a yes man
I still say yes ma'am Because I don't want to fight again
Cancer and Aquarius, incompatible zodiac shenanigans
Wife's feeling hot; we in Asia, she told me to turn on the fan again
Little Baby wants to cuddle when drinking from his baby bottles
Mom is getting better her voice is getting louder
Shouting at me that I should start changing his diapers
She's on a lot of meds, one of them is birth control
She said a few times Hun you're such an asshole
Then hours later beg me to go to the outlet mall wow
Ok I think I'm out of words now