Everybody knows this song
But why did it take so long
Now your children they are grown
Wearing makeup and cologne
Working's tired out your eyes
Yeah drinking milkshakes, eating fries
Grease your hair down, polish up your shoes
Get a girlfriend, take her to the zoo
Check your balance, paycheck's coming through
Something's going on my friend, it's you
Days are turning into years
What a wonderful career
Now your children they are grown
And your wife is all alone
It's time to find out where you're at
Cuz we don't want no heart attack
Grease your hair down, polish up your shoes
Get a girlfriend, take her to the zoo
Check your balance, paycheck's coming through
Something's going on my friend, it's you