Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Use his face like a dart board
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
F*ck with their lives when I'm bored
Are these unhealthy tendencies
Gettin' too extreme
Clear to see
Could be symptoms of crazy
But don't worry 'bout me
'Cause it's not me
I'm just asking for a friend
Yeah, she was kinda wondering
Oh, what would you recommend
Yeah, I'm just asking for a
Asking for a
'Cause she'll key up the car
That cut her off in traffic
And she'll fight in the bar
If someone spills her drink
But isn't everyone a little unstable
Like lose your shit, maybe flip a table
Tell me how far is too far
And I'll let her know 'cause
I'm just asking for a friend
Yeah, she was kinda wondering
Oh, what would you recommend
Yeah, I'm just asking for a
Asking for a
I'm just asking for a friend
Is she okay in the head
'Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin' in
I'm just asking for a
Asking for a
Is it normal is it bad
To have an inner maniac
Let's be honest for a sec
Don't we all have days like that
I'm just asking for a friend
I'm just asking for a friend
Is it normal is it bad
To have an inner maniac
Let's be honest for a sec
Don't we all have days like that