Can accept that
Official wouldn't make sense
So let's just pretend we're friends
I'll come up a weekend in September
And you can introduce me to all your school friends
And your cool long-distance ex-girlfriend
Who I stalked on Instagram
Found her @ through one of your posts
Must admit you guys looked pretty dope
You said it was a red flag
But now I don't feel that bad
That I had him posted for months
To be honest it sucked to see
Two months after we were talking
That you still like her pictures
Can accept that
Official wouldn't make sense
So let's just pretend we're friends
I'll come up a weekend in September
And you can introduce me to all your school friends
And your
Cool long-distance ex-girlfriend
I stalked on Instagram
You still like her pictures
(You like her pictures)
And she's exactly your type
We look nothing alike
Long brown hair with brown eyes too
How am I supposed to compete for you?
Can accept that
Official wouldn't make sense
So let's just pretend we're friends