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Chris Chianesi - Prosecco Through a Straw Lyrics



Chris Chianesi - Prosecco Through a Straw Lyrics




When it comes to drama
I always take the cake
Andrew, please cast me as a housewife
Great TV I shall make
You will know it's me as I walk through the door
Do any of these other bitches drink
Prosecco through a straw

I'm like a two-way street
You better look both ways before you cross me
Ceighks in the house, that's right
Look at me- I'm such a sight
No need to hold on super tight
Prosecco through a straw
Shimmy right and shimmy left
Of cares to give, I am bereft
My favorite drink, I shall not cleft
Prosecco through a straw

Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
'Cause you will soon see I am so NFG
"No F*cks Given" here
Hehe haha
Hehe haha

Come for me, or on me... Dealer's choice
I spill my liquor like I spill the tea
Messy is the way to be
But I know of one remedy
Prosecco through a straw
I always get just what I want
No stress right here, just nonchalant
Guess what goes great with a croissant
Prosecco through a straw
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Look at my face
Do I care
'Cause you will soon see I am so NFG
"No F*cks Given" here
Hehe haha
Hehe haha

And now I would like to perform a monologue
From Season 10 of The Real Housewives of New York City
In which my dear friend Ramona Singer is yelling at
My other good friend Bethenny Frankel

How have you the audacity to talk to me
Like you're talking to me? How about you
Didn't even give Dorinda credit for getting the nutcracker
Do you know how upset you got Dorinda for not acknowledging
She got you that nutcracker for your, for your daughter? Your
Problem is with yourself! Don't put it on me
So I'm not having this conversation. You put everybody
Down to make yourself look good. And that's what you're
Trying to do to me. You don't support other women, Bethenny
And I'm not gonna have any part of it. So I'm hanging up now
Bye

Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
As you can clearly see
You should never disturb me
When I'm drinking my Prosecc-i through a straw
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
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English

When it comes to drama
I always take the cake
Andrew, please cast me as a housewife
Great TV I shall make
You will know it's me as I walk through the door
Do any of these other bitches drink
Prosecco through a straw

I'm like a two-way street
You better look both ways before you cross me
Ceighks in the house, that's right
Look at me- I'm such a sight
No need to hold on super tight
Prosecco through a straw
Shimmy right and shimmy left
Of cares to give, I am bereft
My favorite drink, I shall not cleft
Prosecco through a straw

Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
'Cause you will soon see I am so NFG
"No F*cks Given" here
Hehe haha
Hehe haha

Come for me, or on me... Dealer's choice
I spill my liquor like I spill the tea
Messy is the way to be
But I know of one remedy
Prosecco through a straw
I always get just what I want
No stress right here, just nonchalant
Guess what goes great with a croissant
Prosecco through a straw
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Look at my face
Do I care
'Cause you will soon see I am so NFG
"No F*cks Given" here
Hehe haha
Hehe haha

And now I would like to perform a monologue
From Season 10 of The Real Housewives of New York City
In which my dear friend Ramona Singer is yelling at
My other good friend Bethenny Frankel

How have you the audacity to talk to me
Like you're talking to me? How about you
Didn't even give Dorinda credit for getting the nutcracker
Do you know how upset you got Dorinda for not acknowledging
She got you that nutcracker for your, for your daughter? Your
Problem is with yourself! Don't put it on me
So I'm not having this conversation. You put everybody
Down to make yourself look good. And that's what you're
Trying to do to me. You don't support other women, Bethenny
And I'm not gonna have any part of it. So I'm hanging up now
Bye

Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
Ask me if I care
As you can clearly see
You should never disturb me
When I'm drinking my Prosecc-i through a straw
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
Hehe haha
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Language: English
Length: 2:51
Written by: Chris Chianesi
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