Woke up this morning with an aching head
Why'd you kiss that woman was the first thing she said
Then she kicked me where it hurts yeh, she kicked me where it hurts
Now my best guitar's in pieces at the bottom of the stairs
The first time she caught me she cried and cried for days
Now she's older and wiser and she's got other ways
And so she kicked me where it hurts she kicked me where it hurts
Now my best guitar's in pieces at the bottom of the stairs
She gave me fair warning now revenge has come a calling
I left her no choice and she kicked me right where it hurts.
She said last time I told you what the consequence would be
If I caught you loving another woman more than you love me
I'd kick you where it hurts so she kicked me where it hurts
That's why my best guitar's in pieces at the bottom of the stairs
I gave you fair warning now revenge has come a calling
You left me no choice so I kicked you right where it hurts.
Hey you could have kicked my shins or poked me in the eye
But beating up you guitar 'til it lay down and died
Really kicked you where it hurts that really kicked you where it hurts
That's why your best guitar's in pieces at the bottom of the stairs
Yeh you best guitar's in pieces at the bottom of the stairs
Now that really hurt