Chris Morris - I Did It All for You Lyrics

I spent five hundred dollars at the dollar store
I wore a Tupperware helmet to the third world war
I wrote the longest short story you ever did read
I did all seven sins to do make one good deed

I Did It All for You
I Did It All for You
I might be crazy or just out of touch
But I did it for you 'cause I love you that much

I ran 70 miles in a marathon
I made a gentleman's bet with a notorious con
I got in a rowboat with a ball and chain
I told a crazy woman she was perfectly sane

I don't know if you care
I don't care if you know
I do this all for you
Now sit back and enjoy the show

I walked barefoot uphill through the snow both ways
I made 22 weeks out of 31 days
I swam with the sharks with blood on my hands
I told everyone I know I wanna be your man