Chris Morris - Never Heard a Horse Sing Lyrics

I was walking through the park heard a bluebird sing
I was walking down the street heard a mailman sing
I was sitting 'round at work heard the bossman sing
But I never ever heard a horse sing

All sorts of folks singing all sorts of songs
Don't matter what you do, just try to sing along
Don't matter whatcha look like, or matter where you from
Just have a good time and sing a song

First day you're born, your momma sings a song
On your first birthday, everybody sings a song
Lying in your casket, they all sing a song
But I never heard a horse sing a song

First day of pre-school, they teach you how to sing
Sunday morning church, they teach you how to sing
Working on a chain gang, they teach you how to sing
But they never teach a horse how to sing

Playing on my guitar, I sure do love to sing
Playing the piano, you know I love to sing
Playing on my trumpet, I take a break a sing
I still never ever heard a horse sing

Walking with my dog, sometimes I like to sing
Milking goats and cows, man I love to sing
Riding on my horse, you know I love to sing
But you'll never ever hear that horse sing