Chris Reed - Mason the Car Wash Guru Lyrics

In the town where engines purr and play
Where wheels spin fast and tires sway
There stands a man with hands so skilled
They call him Mason the car wash thrill

With every drop of water's tease
He coaxes out each car's mysteries
A craftsman with a naughty knack
Turning dull to shiny bringing that sparkle back

His touch is magic his rubs so slick
Every surface gleams with Mason's quick
From classic curves to modern lines
He knows just how to make them shine

In suds and foam he finds his game
Polishing bumpers-oh he's not tame
For Mason knows it's more than just sheen
It's the art of a ride that's truly clean

So if your ride's been a little naughty
And needs a guru who's a bit haughty
Roll up to Mason don't you stall
He'll make your car the fairest of them all

His touch is magic his rubs so slick
Every surface gleams with Mason's quick
From classic curves to modern lines
He knows just how to make them shine

In suds and foam he finds his game
Polishing bumpers-oh he's not tame
For Mason knows it's more than just sheen
It's the art of a ride that's truly clean

So if your ride's been a little naughty
And needs a guru who's a bit haughty
Roll up to Mason don't you stall
He'll make your car the fairest of them all