Guess who's coming to dinner
Half past nine
Sitting at my table
Drinking all my wine
Eating all my legumes
Looking at my wife
She ain't on the menu
But she sure tastes fine
A guest is coming over tonight
Brand new hair-do and a funny line
And he's totally traveling light
With his bag of money
Guess who's sitting down
On easy chair
Watching all my TV
Drinking all my beer
Telling flavored stories
From a yesteryear
Like a cartoon movie
Ringing in my ears
A guest is coming over tonight
Brand new hair-do and a funny line
And he's totally traveling light
With his bag of money
It's two twenty-five
And he'll have one more for the night
It's the same old life
And that's my wife
Guess who's sleeping over
One more time
Laying out like timber 'til the morning shines
Soaking up my water
Smelling like last night
Drinking all my coffee taking 'tee-off' time
A guest is coming over tonight
Brand new hair-do and a funny line
And he's totally traveling light
With his bag of money
A guest is coming over tonight
Brand new hair-do and a funny line
And he's totally traveling light
With his bag of money
Guess who's coming over
With his bag of money
Guess who's coming over
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