The lights are red but I don't see any traffic so I don't stop
Around the corner comes a blue shirt; bicycle cop
Well, that's okay because he's slow and out of shape
I just hammer on the peddles, ain't got no brakes
Bike cop, too slow
Bike cop, go home
Everyone's annoyed by the Blue Shirt riding on the walk way
It's a crime for anyone else, those hypocrites
You're in trouble if you don't feel safe riding on the roadway
Because the sidewalks are reserved for the blue shirt; bicycle cops
Bike cop, too slow
Bike cop, go home
Bike cop, too slow
Bike cop, go home