The party went on till five in the morning
The boys thought I was dead and boring
Cuz I didn't even wanna walk to the dance floor
All the push and pull was getting annoying
And Everyone else was twisting n shouting
And I don't even know what is going on
You took two steps ahead
I took one step back
You're not so impressed
What I'm trying to get at
Cuz I'm a deer on ice
I'm a deer on ice
A drunk deer on ice darling
I'm a deer on ice
Hold on to my shoes and get me a drink now
I don't wanna learn your dancing tricks yeah
Embarrassment is all you'll ever get
Nicking here and bumping there ow
Slipping and clumsy's all I know how
Bow bow bow bow bow you keep going on
You waited so long
To dance on this song
I'm not Beyoncé
I will do it all wrong
Cuz I'm a deer on ice
I'm a deer on ice
A drunk deer on ice darling
I'm a deer on ice
Things go out of focus
And I know we don't care
And we care a f*ck
On who get where
You make pasta
I get you wine
The things we do are yet divine
I'll do your taxes and sort your rent
Don't you pull me over
Don't you pull me over
Don't you pull me over
To the dance floor
Let's give it a shot
On the dance floor
I'm jumping high
Like never before
I'm a deer on ice
I'm a deer- on ice
A drunk deer- on ice darling
I'm a deer- on ice darling
Let's jump as high darling
Let's move and bout darling
Have fun all night darling
Dance with the deer on ice darling