You're as strong as an ox, stubborn as a mule, and tight as a duckling's arse
You're as fat as a pig, and sly as a fox, you're my personal Noah's Ark
You're slippery as an eel, slow as a snail, and sometimes quiet as a mouse
You're blind as a bat, and drunk as a skunk, you're my personal Noah's Ark
You could say it was animal attraction, the day we met at the zoo
You rolled your eyes right at me, and I rolled them back to you
You said our stars were well aligned, as far as you could tell
It was like animal attraction, and you smelled just like one as well
And you smelled just like one as well
You're playful as a kitten, and gentle as a lamb, and mostly happy as a lark
As proud as a peacock, hungry as a wolf, you're my personal Noah's Ark
You could say it was animal attraction, the day we met at the zoo
You rolled your eyes right at me, and I rolled them back to you
You said our stars were well aligned, as far as you could tell
It was like animal attraction, and you smelled just like one as well
And you smelled just like one as well
But love's young dream could never last, we split early on this year
He dogged me for far too long, so I sent him off with a flea in his ear
I sent him off with a flea in his ear
You could say it was animal attraction, the day we met at the zoo
You rolled your eyes right at me, and I rolled them back to you
You said our stars were well aligned, as far as you could tell
It was like animal attraction, and you smelled just like one as well
Yes, you smelled just like one as well
You certainly smelled just like one as well