[ Featuring Ball Conglomerate ]
I'm the ball thief. I'll steal your balls
Then I'll sell them at the town mall
I'll get you when you least expect it
Take your balls then make an exit
I sell them to the hospital
Thirty-five grand for each circle
I used the money to buy an orchard
I steal their balls once they're tortured
I was sitting on the toilet, taking a dump
When I saw a man whose balls were plump
I ducked under the stall, and I had the gall
To grab his testes. His name was Paul
He's the ball thief, and he's out to get your testicles, so you better run
The ball thief, ladies and gentlemen
Welcome the ball thief
Waaaaaaaah
I paid all my taxes
I give things to charity
I feed the homeless
But I steal their testicles
I'm the ball thief. I'll steal your balls
Then I'll sell them at the town mall
I'll get you when you least expect it
Take your balls then make an exit
I sell them to the hospital
Thirty-five grand for each circle
I used the money to buy an orchard
I steal their balls once they're tortured
Clad in a turquoise polo and khakis
With a yellow visor and all my lackeys
You'd better run and steel your nerves
'Cause I'll steal your balls. Mark my words
The man named Paul
Asked for his balls
I told him nah
Then we had a brawl
I made him bawl
He tried to crawl
Out of the mall
Down his throat, I shoved his balls
The ball thief
The ball thief
The ball thief
The ball thief
The ball thief
The ball thief
I'm the ball thief
I'm the ball thief
I'll steal your balls. Then I'll hide them in my walls
I'll take both your testicles. I'll take 'em all
Ball thief
(Monkey Noises)
Hold your balls tight 'cause I'll take them in the night
You'll have a terrible fright when they're both gone
Ball thief
(Monkey Noises)
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
Ball thief
