That grass been growing, I oughta be mowing
But it's hotter than the devil today
And my '02 pickup dashboards lit up
Is broke down in the driveway
I've got a long list of things stacking up to do
This cooler won't let me get to
I got twenty-four twelve-ounce reasons
Buried in some Reddy Ice
And an I don't give a damn feeling
Saying I'll get to it some other time
When I start drinking, I start thinking
That as far as I can see
Yeah, this sounds like a beer problem to me
I should probably get to work to say that I've earned
A sip for a job well done
Put down the nattys, make the old lady happy
But that don't sound like fun
I got twenty-four twelve-ounce reasons
Buried in some Reddy Ice
And an I don't give a damn feeling
Saying I'll get to it some other time
When I start drinking, I start thinking
That as far as I can see
Yeah, this sounds like a beer problem to me
I can always come up with a good excuse
Of why I should go and crack a few
I've got a long list of things stacking up to do
This cooler won't let me get to
I got twenty-four twelve-ounce reasons
Buried in some Reddy Ice
And an I don't give a damn feeling
Saying I'll get to it some other time
When I start drinking, I start thinking
That as far as I can see
Yeah, this sounds like an ice cold long-neck beer problem to me