New recipe, follow me bitch
New recipe, follow me bitch
Got the new recipe for you f*ckin' bitches
Just got to Vons and we walkin' down the aisles
It's not too far only a couple miles
Searchin' for the bread is the first task
Grab the French rolls, buy the big bag
Don't forget the butter for the hot hot pan
So good we flyin' like I'm f*ckin' Peter Pan
Next grab the mustard to give it some life
We don't want the sandwich to be super dry
Pickles are key for my boy Bawby Beats
No bread and butter pickles, kick 'em to the streets
Mustard and pickles with the motherf*ckin' strami
Mustard and pickles with the motherf*ckin' strami
Don't get the pickles on my Tommy Baham-i
Don't come at me with that dry ass salami
For this recipe we stay true to the meat
Pastramis number one nothing else can compete
Hit up Stater Brothers in my Tommy Baham-i
At the deli counter and I order pastrami
Really really thin just for the French roll
Butter the bread, it's the only way to go
Get the pan hot and we put on the bread
Slather it with mustard get that through your f*ckin' head
Don't forget the pickles, dill chips preferred
No bread and butter pickles you stupid f*ckin' nerd
Try and give me that while I'm flippin' you the bird
No sweet pickles, that's just absurd
Slap it all together then we toast it up
When the bread browns you know the time is up
Pull it out the oven, mix an orangie in the glass
That's how it's done with minimal tasks
That's the recipe I really hope you passed the class
Now enjoy the sandwich, you better make it last