Cold Callers Comedy - London Knights Lyrics

Yes, Susan
Sorry to disturb you, sir, but Cold Callers Comedy are here to pitch their new
Buddy Cop TV show idea to you
Ah, very well. Send them in
What the... Ah, wait a minute ... Ah! It's bright

Crackpot and Tubbsy, badasses on the beat
Their lives rests on the barrel of a gun
Crackpot drives the car, 'cause Tubbsy is the star
His fire burns hotter than the sun

Crackpot is the one they love
He's cool, with ice-like blood
His steely gaze drives the ladies wild
That's cause Tubbsy's family died
A man killed his wife and child
He won't rest until he's serving time inside
Or he's battered him to death

I play the lead
I play the other lead
A next level bromance
We'll do anything, well not anything
We'll make you rich
Just give us the chance

London Knights, city defenders
Don't forget also a hit with the ladies
London Knights, East End avengers
Did we mention that it's set in the eighties

London Knights - Spelled with a 'K'
Oooh the 'K' is silent

Crackpot's one of a kind
He can easily read minds
He's a walking polygraph test

Yeah, well, Tubbsy's made of steel
You can shoot him but he will heal
He's a walking bulletproof vest
Crackpot's past is shady
There's a backstory with Hades
But if you don't like that, it's cut, it's in the bin

Tubbsy's dad's Poseidon
And Pegasus he rides on
Hey, we took that out
Well, I put it back in... So suck it
This is a buddy cop show pitch
Listen, you son of a bitch

We'll do anything - well, he will
We'll make you rich
Just give us the chance

London Knights, city defenders
Don't forget also a hit with the ladies
London Knights, East End avengers
Did we mention that it's set in the eighties

Tubbsy is sugar, Crackpot is spice
Set in London but looks like Miami Vice
Got an all-star cast
Lots of big names attached
Idris Elba's signed on to play my dad
Has he? Well, no, but shush

London Knights - Never surrender
Living on the edge of a blade
London Knights - Bafta contenders
You'll regret it if this never gets made

London Knights (London Knights), city defenders (city defenders)
Don't forget also a hit with the ladies (Don't forget the ladies)
London Knights (London Knights), poor man's avengers (Don't pronounce the 'K')
Did we mention that it's set in the eighties

London Knights