ColdmaN5 - Close the Lid on My Mango Machine Lyrics

Open fields surrounded by woodswamps and ponds
Covered the area
This trip was what we all deserved
The most nature we've seen in a while
During the night came a loud shriek
A terrifying noise of a creature in the dark
I looked down at my mango machine
Which was letting off a bright light

Someone close the lid on my mango machine
It's attracting the creatures of the night
Someone close the lid on my mango machine
Or I'll knock you as high as a kite

The following night came without problems
We got the lid closed just in time
We continued our trek through the murky swamps
Eating our share of mangoes
John said that mangoes were rare
And I asked if he'd ever been to Kentucky
To the city of mangoes
I heard a click and turned around
My mango machine was open again

Someone close the lid on my mango machine
It's attracting the creatures of the night
Someone close the lid on my mango machine
Or I'll knock you as high as a kite

We took care of the problem again
And John still didn't believe me
About the city of mangoes run by lizards
Of all shapes and races
That place doesn't exist thought John at that moment
And I proved him wrong by showing him my pamphlet
He was upset he was wrong and he kicked in fury
Accidentally opening the lid on my mango machine

Someone close the lid on my mango machine
It's attracting the creatures of the night
Someone close the lid on my mango machine
Or I'll knock you as high as a kite

I talked to John into visiting the mango city
Where he purchased his own machine
He began dispensing mangoes at a rapid rate
And I urged him to stop immediately
Poor ol' John passed away that morning
A mango to the brain
I sat in my home mourning the loss
While chugging back on some mango juice

Someone close the lid on my mango machine
It's attracting the creatures of the night
Someone close the lid on my mango machine
Or I'll knock you as high as a kite