ColdmaN5 - Headgear for the Rest of Us Lyrics

Here we go again Mr. Patterson
Another one for the books
Here we go again Mr. Patterson
Were getting all those stupid looks
You pull up your pants
And buckle your belt
Scaring another poor person
For life
Scaring that person
With your butt cheeks
Alright

Mr. Patterson's being my friend
Mr. Patterson's mooning again
Even though there's a big fuss
He's getting headgear for the rest of us

Here we go again Mr. Patterson
You are in the zone
Here we go again Mr. Patterson
That's another slam dunk
You drop your pants
And swiggle your hips
Making people get really pissed

Mr. Patterson's being my friend
Mr. Patterson's mooning again
Even though there's a big fuss
He's getting headgear for the rest of us

The whole point of mooning
Was to get us some headgear
And now you got us
The headgear we wanted
Here's to you Mr. Patterson
Here comes the cops
You better run
Here we go Mr. Patterson
Your locked up with a bunch of freaks
Here we go again Mr. Patterson
You drop them again and spread your cheeks
Mr. Patterson feels a sharp pain
And starts to cuss

But thanks for getting headgear for the rest of us
I'll never forget you
Every time there's a full moon
I'll think of you