I took a ride in my stepdad's car
He didn't tell me where we were going he just said it was far
He told me to look my mother dead in the eye
Smile at her then politely wave goodbye
My stepdad gets like this when he gets drunk
He usually ends up puking and I end up in the trunk
My dad and me making new memories
Playing games in the warm summer breeze
Getting cool under the shade of palm trees
I asked my dad if I could be anything that I wanted to be
He smiled and said "Of course you can just take a look at me"
I said but dad all you do is drink and beat the shit outta mom
He laughed and he laughed and he laughed then he said that I'm wrong
Then he hit me in the face
My dad and me making new memories
Playing games in the warm summer breeze
Getting cool under the shade of palm trees
My dad and me making new memories
He takes off his belt and motions to me
He says "Come here son and bend over my knee
I'll give you a welt for every day of the week"
Suddenly the SWAT team bursts through the front door
They point their guns at my dad from afar
Just as quick they turn and walk right back out
They said "I'm sorry guys we busted in the wrong house"