I'm running I'm running I'm running
I'm running I'm running I'm running
I'm running I'm running I'm running
I'm running to the hospital
I got the call
You're going into labor
I arrive late as always
I shouldn't have left you alone
But I had to get my drink on
I come into the room
And you're screaming
And I'm dreaming
It's over already
I see your placenta come loose
And it shoots out some juice
That's nasty
Now I see the head is crowning
Dammit I'm just so proud-ing
This is my baby boy
I'm holding the baby in my arms
And you don't know how happy I am
I think I'll call him Sam
The baby is so soft