I got to school two hours late
And left my backpack on the bus
Got beat up in the hall
And forgot to comb my hair
But that's not all
I hope the teacher doesn't ask me that certain question
She said...
Johnny boy where's your homework
I don't know
You got to know and don't lie
Okay here's the truth
Ringo Starr ate my homework
She kicked me in the shin
And sent me straight to the office
But what she didn't know is that
It was the truth
That convo kept running through my mind
It kinda went like this
She said
Johnny boy where's your homework
I don't know
You got to know and don't lie
Okay here's the truth
Ringo Starr ate my homework
He was on the side of the road
When we picked him up
Thrown from his tour bus
He had nowhere to go
So we took him in as our own
Johnny boy where's your homework
I don't know
You got to know and don't lie
Okay here's the truth
Ringo Starr ate my homework
He has to stop eating things
That's all he does
Besides my homework
My clock and shoes are also gone
Ringo stop eating my stuff